Where to defect if you’re a fundamentalist Catholic

Say you’re a pre-Vatican II Catholic concerned about the trajectory of American culture. Where do you defect if it gets too bad?

According to CatholicVote.org, here are the top five options: Andorra, San Marino, Malta, Wallis and Futuna, and St. Pierre and Miquelon.

I must say, there is some lovely, even spectacular, scenery in that list!